Pee Peeves

I am in a hygienic mood.

So let's talk about toilet. Yes, THE toilet! No, you won't get to know the colour and shape of my disposables but you'll know the top three things that irritates MAN in the toilet or public. 

Let this average Joe tells you what is in a guy's mind so that you know what to do when you are in Men's Toilet. Don't worry as I won't be demanding 5-star treatments (red carpet would be nice though). 

OK, firstly we really really cannot stand if the door knob/lock/latch/round thingy is wet. Seriously. Can you imagine yourself touching this cold, wet, maybe pee-stained door knob? Can you? Sure, I may be wrong but there are guys who didn't wash their hands after peeing! You will definitely cringe at the thought of it. 

So what can you normally do if you have to touch it. Wash your hands again and this time, take a tissue to open to door. Then, the occasional curses will come because you fall victim to the wet door knob.    Another horrible thing we, as men, cannot stand (or even sit) is people standing next to us when we pee. If the restroom has only two urinals then that's fine. Even though some of us prefer them to wait for us to finish. Hey, we take only less than 30 seconds to finish! Unzip, pee, shake and keep. (*edited: zip back up) 

If there are five urinals and you choose to stand beside us, we cannot "let go" until you go away. Really!! Even during mid-stream it can miraculously stop. Of course that only applies to the sensitive men.  

And the last but definitely not least is the shape of the urinal. No, hear me out here! Normally, urinals are suppose to keep us out of other people's sight. But nowadays, I really don't get this, but they decided to arch the bottom part of the urinal outwards that it is impossible for you to hide everything!

The back-then-urinal has enough space to spread the legs and easily hide too. The new generation urinal is so wide and it protrudes outwards!! The protruding part is understandable as it works to catch any leaks but not the wider ones. You simply cannot spread  your legs that WIDE! Because of that, you are forced to stand further from the urinal. 

Well, that's all. To all guys, pee cleanly. A clean toilet equals to less nose irritation.